Midlife Crisis Simulator 🚗💨
Tell us where you're at, and we'll tell you how much danger you're in.
Current Age Group:
Select the decade that hurts the most
Early 30s (Still got it... mostly)
Late 30s (The warning shots begin)
Early 40s (It's fine, everything is fine)
Late 40s (Panicked)
Early 50s (Where are my glasses?)
Late 50s (Acceptance... and napping)
Current Hobby:
How recently did you feel old?
Within the last 24 hours
Within the last week
Within the last month
Within the last year
Never (liar)
Analyze Crisis Level
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